Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it
the 4th album is “i’m not mad, i’m disappointed”
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
How project mamas look when they song come on and they holding they over grown ass baby
me when racist white girls get dragged on tumblr